The Prophets spoke plainly that which was commonly known—the non-foil bundle is the one true bundle. For when the sages spoke, they spoke the truth. And truth has no foil or shine. It is simple. It is pure. It is perfect. And the simple truth rings as loud as the unholy horde wailing at our gates—clad in their foiled armor and wielding their foiled armaments. But our non-foil bundle shall keep us safe. Our non-foil bundle shall deliver us from their devilry. Our non-foil bundle shall bless us with victory.
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